The story is about the Apocalypse of the Internet and about Yasha, the heir Yandex
This work will be difficult. I write it all myself, without Eskinol help. So the set conditions. So I asked the Yasha to turn off the hearing, withdrew his hand and put it under your pillow. Like thoughts he can not read. And he put the letters in one, my dad's style mom's tablet. Unaccustomed to the case is tight, but practicing fine motor skills.
Start prettier. As any child, Yasha was born in the midst of suffering and screams. And it was like this:
When my parents still "went to school", all began to start up in the Internet. It turned out that calling through it 5 times easier than voice telephone. All were glad to be able to "sell" and earn more money. Began to make the pages to "sell" using them.
When the pages became more than 100, Ilya Segalovich and Arkady Volozh had made a little robot. He's like a spider crawling the pages and recorded in the index. The index has tacked "consuly search", and turned Yandex. So told dad, I was half do not understand the words. Then ask the Yasha.
It's been 20 years. Mom and dad be engaged, I was still in the draft was not, and Yandex grew big and cried a frantic voice:
— All bad! All around earn! All sorts of dropbox and itunse, elephants and snobs, not to mention businessmen and RBCdaily! All charge money for "premialnye" services! And all of them "physics bashlyaet"! Why am I, an infrastructure giant and miracle thoughts, still "sell advertising Scam" for nothing?!
And so he did. Small modest premium rate "one hundred rubles". For the money, Yandex gave only two buttons: "Disable ads" and "remove commercial sites". And the people flooded like mad! For the first two months Yandex rescued 2 annual income from "impose advertising."
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When the number of premium users exceeded hundreds of thousands, Yandex made a Great Cleaning. For the address of a page with plagiarism he paid one premium day. A month later came the second premium tariff "without copy-paste". He immediately subscribed half a million people. And the Pope was left without a job because "exchanges of copywriting" disappeared all at once.
Everyone who "vparivali" on the Internet, slipped sharply income. In the first six months of "building" three times shrunken, "hosting" twice, and "Internet marketing" at 90%. They all rushed to offer alternative solutions. And "nacamuli" so that Rambler went bankrupt, and Mail.ru switched to the light side of the force. Then the mother lost her job. They began with dad "homeless", and after 9 months I was born.
Seven-eighths "online stores" were closed immediately, and the remainder is sold through Yandex.Market.Avito.TIU.Allbiz. Last of the Mohicans gritted my teeth and learned to trade by mail. Dad was a competition of 1:1000 and hired E-Negro, and mother opened the first commercial school of the moderators. While suffering toxicosis. Therefore, all moderators are evil, and I'm so talented.
The best "advertisers" Yandex gave some slack. While you were hunting, they could show "premilitar" your ads for the money. Every morning "primelist" got up, went to my account and choosing which ads to watch. Had to watch to the end, and pay scopulate. So advertising revenue is not enough, and the riders quickly dropped out. But writers, artists and musicians fiercely trolls, and have been paying the maximum. So it was arranged billing. Oddly enough, some of the critics called then to do advertising. However, for two years, advertisers have come to naught.
Without work remain not only mum and dad, and a lot of people. Former programmers web pages rushed where someone: who in Bitrix, and some to the West. Flashed and went out the insane wave of startups made by "silicon fat cats". The Indians gave in under the pressure of Russian programmers were leading the world for the cheapest code.
A "managery" spun as he could. Of course, "the witch was attacked by cramps". First year lawyers Yandex did not get out of courts, fighting off antitrust suits, and allegations of unfair competition. However, in the second year of the petitioners ran out of power and money, and who could have adapted. Not so easy was to drive the information wave is in new condition! And authorities change is more likely good, cleared the Internet has become convenient, it is far visible, and once it is clear who and what shits.
the
Meanwhile, a personal search rapidly captured the Russian Internet. The more he got, the more likely umnel: voluntary and semi — voluntary assessors was calculated first by the thousands, and soon millions. The more he got, the stronger grew rich on fees and personal services.
By the middle of the second year, it became clear that the new project is completely different from its progenitor. Started a "rebranding". Most users liked the name Yasha. Instead of the old slogan: "there is everything" Yashka has chosen a new motto. It was the quote from the novel "roadside picnic" writers Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. Here are the words: "Let no one go away offended."
Soon Yasha absorbed thematic community forums, live journals, "Vkontakte and mordoch". Of them yashkina started to build a network of experts. Of course, Yasha can not know everything. He's a program, though, and very smart. So he asks questions to all who agree to it. For example, I am well versed in the multidimensional direction and abstractions Parsifal. Two or three times a week Yasha asks for my opinion, and for the answers gives points. They can pay for the next month, and can convert to the rating of expert. In the abstractions I am an expert level 81! And dad is a literary expert level 1537. I still have room to grow!
Pages on the Internet quickly die out, their database has passed expert review and were included in the sections of the informant for the facilities. Or discarded, if you include had nothing. It turned out that 80 percent — 90 of them advertising, lies and plagiarism.
But the Yasha in love with all sorts of publishing houses, movie studios and other "copyrighters". If you have a huge audience, it is also a simple delivery system, it is also accurate and fair payment system, what is necessary? Of course, the prices on display had to adjust, but on the sales of all "out" himself to ten. Mom, by the way, 2840 expert level ladies ' literature. Income and honorary title!
It turned out that without the "lacek expert" can't find good work. Only Intern places Yes loading and unloading. Even the drivers and the mechanic began immediately to rate and comment. And suddenly disappeared "office plankton" with other bureaucracy. Forge expert status was too costly, and the punishment was severe.
Base Yashka continuously updated with new knowledge and expert generalizations, patterns of search and learning. Yasha has mastered speech technologies simultaneously. When I first said "Papa", Yasha began to converse with millions of people at a time on the living Russian language. Then on the Belorussian and Ukrainian, then in English, then in all languages of the Turkic group simultaneously. Until that time, with Yashka communicated through displays: desktop, mobile, projector, holographic. My mom told me how much fun it was: people stopped in the street and started waving his arms in the air. And not just so, and folding fingers in a cunning wise.
Now Yasha recognizes a picture faster than the human brain. Therefore, the "vision" wrist Yashka include on the 12th birthday. Otherwise the child runs the risk of never learning to navigate the terrain, but it will rely on Askini tips. And on exams Yashku pass to the teacher. I have exams in six months, this essay is preliminary.
I know it is foolish to think that Yasha man or God Pandem. But mindless and cold machine he is not. Yasha is rapid and powerful network of collaboration that helps everyone to learn, grow, create and work together. Yasha puts together the vigor and speed of technology with the creativity and warmth of human beings.
the
— Yasha, come here. Look essay. What do you say?
— Many historical inaccuracies, jargon. Biased estimates, personal pronouns, intensifiers, weak verbs. I got to work. Expert help needed?
Here bln. No, essay without experts. Okay, tired as a bot, tomorrow I will rewrite. Better tell me, Yasha, where I'm better now, Issyk-Kul or in Dombay?
Article based on information from habrahabr.ru
Start prettier. As any child, Yasha was born in the midst of suffering and screams. And it was like this:
When my parents still "went to school", all began to start up in the Internet. It turned out that calling through it 5 times easier than voice telephone. All were glad to be able to "sell" and earn more money. Began to make the pages to "sell" using them.
When the pages became more than 100, Ilya Segalovich and Arkady Volozh had made a little robot. He's like a spider crawling the pages and recorded in the index. The index has tacked "consuly search", and turned Yandex. So told dad, I was half do not understand the words. Then ask the Yasha.
It's been 20 years. Mom and dad be engaged, I was still in the draft was not, and Yandex grew big and cried a frantic voice:
— All bad! All around earn! All sorts of dropbox and itunse, elephants and snobs, not to mention businessmen and RBCdaily! All charge money for "premialnye" services! And all of them "physics bashlyaet"! Why am I, an infrastructure giant and miracle thoughts, still "sell advertising Scam" for nothing?!
And so he did. Small modest premium rate "one hundred rubles". For the money, Yandex gave only two buttons: "Disable ads" and "remove commercial sites". And the people flooded like mad! For the first two months Yandex rescued 2 annual income from "impose advertising."
the
and So began the "Apocalypse Runet"
When the number of premium users exceeded hundreds of thousands, Yandex made a Great Cleaning. For the address of a page with plagiarism he paid one premium day. A month later came the second premium tariff "without copy-paste". He immediately subscribed half a million people. And the Pope was left without a job because "exchanges of copywriting" disappeared all at once.
Everyone who "vparivali" on the Internet, slipped sharply income. In the first six months of "building" three times shrunken, "hosting" twice, and "Internet marketing" at 90%. They all rushed to offer alternative solutions. And "nacamuli" so that Rambler went bankrupt, and Mail.ru switched to the light side of the force. Then the mother lost her job. They began with dad "homeless", and after 9 months I was born.
Seven-eighths "online stores" were closed immediately, and the remainder is sold through Yandex.Market.Avito.TIU.Allbiz. Last of the Mohicans gritted my teeth and learned to trade by mail. Dad was a competition of 1:1000 and hired E-Negro, and mother opened the first commercial school of the moderators. While suffering toxicosis. Therefore, all moderators are evil, and I'm so talented.
The best "advertisers" Yandex gave some slack. While you were hunting, they could show "premilitar" your ads for the money. Every morning "primelist" got up, went to my account and choosing which ads to watch. Had to watch to the end, and pay scopulate. So advertising revenue is not enough, and the riders quickly dropped out. But writers, artists and musicians fiercely trolls, and have been paying the maximum. So it was arranged billing. Oddly enough, some of the critics called then to do advertising. However, for two years, advertisers have come to naught.
Without work remain not only mum and dad, and a lot of people. Former programmers web pages rushed where someone: who in Bitrix, and some to the West. Flashed and went out the insane wave of startups made by "silicon fat cats". The Indians gave in under the pressure of Russian programmers were leading the world for the cheapest code.
A "managery" spun as he could. Of course, "the witch was attacked by cramps". First year lawyers Yandex did not get out of courts, fighting off antitrust suits, and allegations of unfair competition. However, in the second year of the petitioners ran out of power and money, and who could have adapted. Not so easy was to drive the information wave is in new condition! And authorities change is more likely good, cleared the Internet has become convenient, it is far visible, and once it is clear who and what shits.
the
the Birth Yashka
Meanwhile, a personal search rapidly captured the Russian Internet. The more he got, the more likely umnel: voluntary and semi — voluntary assessors was calculated first by the thousands, and soon millions. The more he got, the stronger grew rich on fees and personal services.
By the middle of the second year, it became clear that the new project is completely different from its progenitor. Started a "rebranding". Most users liked the name Yasha. Instead of the old slogan: "there is everything" Yashka has chosen a new motto. It was the quote from the novel "roadside picnic" writers Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. Here are the words: "Let no one go away offended."
Soon Yasha absorbed thematic community forums, live journals, "Vkontakte and mordoch". Of them yashkina started to build a network of experts. Of course, Yasha can not know everything. He's a program, though, and very smart. So he asks questions to all who agree to it. For example, I am well versed in the multidimensional direction and abstractions Parsifal. Two or three times a week Yasha asks for my opinion, and for the answers gives points. They can pay for the next month, and can convert to the rating of expert. In the abstractions I am an expert level 81! And dad is a literary expert level 1537. I still have room to grow!
Pages on the Internet quickly die out, their database has passed expert review and were included in the sections of the informant for the facilities. Or discarded, if you include had nothing. It turned out that 80 percent — 90 of them advertising, lies and plagiarism.
But the Yasha in love with all sorts of publishing houses, movie studios and other "copyrighters". If you have a huge audience, it is also a simple delivery system, it is also accurate and fair payment system, what is necessary? Of course, the prices on display had to adjust, but on the sales of all "out" himself to ten. Mom, by the way, 2840 expert level ladies ' literature. Income and honorary title!
It turned out that without the "lacek expert" can't find good work. Only Intern places Yes loading and unloading. Even the drivers and the mechanic began immediately to rate and comment. And suddenly disappeared "office plankton" with other bureaucracy. Forge expert status was too costly, and the punishment was severe.
Base Yashka continuously updated with new knowledge and expert generalizations, patterns of search and learning. Yasha has mastered speech technologies simultaneously. When I first said "Papa", Yasha began to converse with millions of people at a time on the living Russian language. Then on the Belorussian and Ukrainian, then in English, then in all languages of the Turkic group simultaneously. Until that time, with Yashka communicated through displays: desktop, mobile, projector, holographic. My mom told me how much fun it was: people stopped in the street and started waving his arms in the air. And not just so, and folding fingers in a cunning wise.
Now Yasha recognizes a picture faster than the human brain. Therefore, the "vision" wrist Yashka include on the 12th birthday. Otherwise the child runs the risk of never learning to navigate the terrain, but it will rely on Askini tips. And on exams Yashku pass to the teacher. I have exams in six months, this essay is preliminary.
I know it is foolish to think that Yasha man or God Pandem. But mindless and cold machine he is not. Yasha is rapid and powerful network of collaboration that helps everyone to learn, grow, create and work together. Yasha puts together the vigor and speed of technology with the creativity and warmth of human beings.
the
Well, that's all
— Yasha, come here. Look essay. What do you say?
— Many historical inaccuracies, jargon. Biased estimates, personal pronouns, intensifiers, weak verbs. I got to work. Expert help needed?
Here bln. No, essay without experts. Okay, tired as a bot, tomorrow I will rewrite. Better tell me, Yasha, where I'm better now, Issyk-Kul or in Dombay?
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